A lovely wrinkly Grandma
Had just turned ninety-nine.
Her children gave her roses,
Her sister gave her wine.
A gift came from her grandkids
She took a peek within:
A brand new shiny iron
“To smooth out Grandma’s skin.”
Aren’t kids great? With zero interest in sugar coating things, they have the gift of cutting right to the chase. So if Grandma is a wrinkly old hag, they’ll be sure to let her know exactly how they feel in the least subtle way. Enjoy that iron, Grandma! 😝
Cute… but if you try it in real life, you end up having to deal with assault charges…
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Spoken like a man with experience in the matter 😂😂😂
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Tried it on MY grandmother. Boy was SHE steamed…
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… I bet her skin looked radiant, though!
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Aren’t kids great? With zero interest in sugar coating things, they have the gift of cutting right to the chase. So if Grandma is a wrinkly old hag, they’ll be sure to let her know exactly how they feel in the least subtle way. Enjoy that iron, Grandma! 😝
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A kid once asked how old I was. I said “Guess.” the kid said “100.” Yes indeed they are hilarious 😂
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Ouch! I hope it was a steam iron 😉
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Of course! To clean out Grandma’s pores! 😂
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LOL – who knew that ironing and wrinkles could be so funny!!
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Thanks, Mackey 😁😁😁
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No irony there!
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Not even a teaspoonful!
Wait… what would be an appropriate measure for irony? A “forkful,” maybe 😂
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This really made me laugh, Robbie
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I’m glad 😁😊
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Simply awesome … Robbie at his witty, sparkly finest 😊👏🏻
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You’re too sweet, Diana! I won’t be sending YOU any irons, even if you grow up to be the wrinklest grandma on the planet! 😂😂😂😂
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I will soak in a tub of olive oil to make sure my complexion maintains its minimalist wrinkle ways haha!
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…all I can think of is how much fun it would be to soak in olive oil and then dive down a wooden hallway at high speed 😂😂😂
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LOL 😀
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😊
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LOL …… I thought the grandma’s in your poem’s were cute . The kids seem to be cuter…
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Haha cute.. and cheeky 😊😁😀
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