A lovely wrinkly Grandma
Had just turned ninety-nine.
Her children gave her roses,
Her sister gave her wine.
A gift came from her grandkids
She took a peek within:
A brand new shiny iron
“To smooth out Grandma’s skin.”
A lovely wrinkly Grandma
Had just turned ninety-nine.
Her children gave her roses,
Her sister gave her wine.
A gift came from her grandkids
She took a peek within:
A brand new shiny iron
“To smooth out Grandma’s skin.”
Cute… but if you try it in real life, you end up having to deal with assault charges…
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Spoken like a man with experience in the matter 😂😂😂
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Tried it on MY grandmother. Boy was SHE steamed…
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… I bet her skin looked radiant, though!
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Aren’t kids great? With zero interest in sugar coating things, they have the gift of cutting right to the chase. So if Grandma is a wrinkly old hag, they’ll be sure to let her know exactly how they feel in the least subtle way. Enjoy that iron, Grandma! 😝
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A kid once asked how old I was. I said “Guess.” the kid said “100.” Yes indeed they are hilarious 😂
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Ouch! I hope it was a steam iron 😉
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Of course! To clean out Grandma’s pores! 😂
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LOL – who knew that ironing and wrinkles could be so funny!!
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Thanks, Mackey 😁😁😁
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No irony there!
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Not even a teaspoonful!
Wait… what would be an appropriate measure for irony? A “forkful,” maybe 😂
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This really made me laugh, Robbie
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I’m glad 😁😊
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Simply awesome … Robbie at his witty, sparkly finest 😊👏🏻
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You’re too sweet, Diana! I won’t be sending YOU any irons, even if you grow up to be the wrinklest grandma on the planet! 😂😂😂😂
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I will soak in a tub of olive oil to make sure my complexion maintains its minimalist wrinkle ways haha!
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…all I can think of is how much fun it would be to soak in olive oil and then dive down a wooden hallway at high speed 😂😂😂
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LOL 😀
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😊
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LOL …… I thought the grandma’s in your poem’s were cute . The kids seem to be cuter…
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Haha cute.. and cheeky 😊😁😀
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