My lawn is so annoying
Why does it have to grow?
I swear that every weekend
It grows a foot or so.
I do not like the mowing
I do not like the toil;
I think I’ll buy a carpet
To place atop my soil.
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My lawn is so annoying
Why does it have to grow?
I swear that every weekend
It grows a foot or so.
I do not like the mowing
I do not like the toil;
I think I’ll buy a carpet
To place atop my soil.
You liked the lawn when you moved in; but, somewhere along the line, there was a fall from grass…
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Yep. It’s a lawng way of saying things have changed!
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You win!
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Oh mow! Have you given up? 😂
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You expect me to com-peat with that?
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Ahahahahahaha yes a carpet it is then Robbie! 👍
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I’m booking the installation post-haste! 😂😂
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Fake lawn does not need mowing,
But is not liked by moles
You’ll find that they are going
To fill it full of holes.
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But it is made of plastic
Like any straw or cup
I’d bet it fills their gastrics
And blocks the moles right up! 😂😂
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But plastic has its uses
When treated by their juices —
They fire plastic bullets
At scratching hens and pullets.
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I trust that those missiles depart
From exactly the same spot as farts!
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Your lawn grows bamboos
Use them to make tents
Stay in during holidays
Or lend them on rents
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Or build a new flute
To play in the morn.
The lovely sweet music
Might just kill the lawn!
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Don’t kill the real lawn!
It’s just for your protection!
Don’t put up a fake one!
The real provides you with oxygen!
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But plastic… is fantastic! 😂
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Drastic!
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Keep a pet cow!
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That is a dairy good idea!.😂😂🐄
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Get double-sided, you can change it with the seasons. I don’t know why I said that,
perhaps I have my reasons.
If asked, I’ll pass;
It was just a comment
Upon your grass.
G:)
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I liked your comment ’bout my lawn
It made me smile away a yawn!
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A veritably spiffing couplet there
“Two lines that rhyme!” I do declare.
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I hear you shout your declaration
Yes – this calls for celebration! 🍾🍸
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A pint of Cider is the thing!
Cheers! Piranha! Tiddeley-ping!
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Brilliant idea. Or you could concrete it over like some of the Brits do.
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A concrete garden! Why do I feel like that would also need a pink flamingo statue? 😂
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Or a fondant one [giggle!]
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YES!!! 😂
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Ditto, sweet.
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