I bought myself a puppy.
He is not very bright.
He fetches only rubbish
It’s quite a sorry sight.
I guess it’s not a problem
(I too am not real smart)… but
The only thing he’s good at
Is making clouds of fart!

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16 thoughts on “Puppy

      1. Well, I finally started your World’s Worst Zoo book. You are a pretty good writer, Robbie. After I got over the lack of poetry (until the cockatoos and monkeys part) I noticed your story had a good flow, was competently written and relatable…

        I am… impressed.

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  1. Oh, Robbie,” beans, beans, they’re good for your heart…” you’re puppy and his farts are tote dorbs! I’ve got beans on the brain because Pip at Pip’s Tips was writing about a Full English! Also, if you get a chance, she too has a dog that had a problem with…carrots! Clouds of farts! Oh, my! You always know just the right words to make me feel better!

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