My Creepy Cellphone

I think that my cellphone is list’ning to me.
I think that it watches me sleep.
It knows when I’m watching some rubbish TV
‘Cos that’s when it lets out a beep.
It knows that on Fridays it’s pizza I crave
The ads show me bacon as well…
I swear that, just now, when I let out a fart,
It switched itself off from the smell!

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