There once was a great big buffoon
Who feared every single balloon.
He said his despair
Was because of the air.
“When they pop, they’ll cause a typhoon!”
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There once was a great big buffoon
Who feared every single balloon.
He said his despair
Was because of the air.
“When they pop, they’ll cause a typhoon!”
Know what robbie, i fear baloons
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I totally get it, Deepa! They’re terrifying!
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I used to play when i was in grade 2. One day the balloon burst giving me jerks. Since then i never looked back. Even if someone passes by me with a balloon, i get goosebumps and my heart beats fast. I never go for bday parties. Never bought my son balloons. He used to play in the sch and if someone gifts me, he would throw it before coming home. Still scared of balloons.
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Oh you poor thing!!!
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😢😢😢
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There once was a lady called Wyn
Who said,” Do you think it’s sin
To blow up a balloon
So it looks like the moon
Then to pop it, like that, with a pin!”
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Bahahahaha. Perfect, Julie 😂
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You’ll need to weight the edges of that map of underwater Ohio…
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Or buy a life jacket, at the very least!
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Tell, you what — try weighting the life jacket, see how that goes 😆
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WEIGHTED LIFE JACKETS – WHAT A BRILLIANT IDEA! Brb, gonna go file a patent
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Hey — that’s my patent, buddy — you’re just the guinea pig test guy.
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I’ll test weighted life jackets for you anyday.
Wait. Hang on a minute.
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Hang on to the life jacket…? Instructions unclear.
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😂😂😂
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😘
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nice one
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Thanks Mark 😊
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Lol. Funny
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Thanks Lorraine 😊
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Was he called Lium? G:)
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No, he was called Drojjen.
Every time I saw him, I’d say, “Hi, Drojjen!”
(Sorry for late reply, by the way – this went to spam for some reason!)
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And we all know what hsppened to the Hindenburg with its Drojjen!
Spam is where I am – how poetic!
G:)
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If it were to happen quite soon
He’d rather it was on the moon,
It’s far better there:
There’s no other air
So folks there might think it a boon.
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That’s really a clever reply
And so I don’t really know why
They don’t send balloons
Right up to the moon
To give it some air and some sky!
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I like balloons! Only a buffoon wouldn’t like balloons. Oh, and maybe also baboons… 😛
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And cartoons. 😂
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Well when a butterfly flaps it’s wings, and all that…. 🦋😉
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When a man farts in Melbourne…
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OH MY GOSH, THAT’S EVEN BETTER!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🍻💖
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Better, and potentially based in fact…
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True! 😉
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Don’t fear balloons, party mom is here to the rescue!
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Oh thank goodness! 😂😂
Do you also deal with clowns? 😂
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I do!😂
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