I once bought a gift for my friend who was sweet.
Since it was her birthday I bought her a treat.
The problem, of course, was I’d nothing for wrap—
No gift-bags or paper. Not even a scrap.
But I am resourceful, and I had a thought.
I’d wrap it in something quite soft that I’d bought.
A wrapping so lovely I’d make the girl weep—
The paper from toilets is lovely and cheap!
That is a good idea indeed
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Why thank you! 😁
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So soft and quilted but strong. So… much… ply…
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Yep! I get the pillowy billowy three-ply stuff! 😁
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Chuckle! Chuckle!
I’m in awe of your ‘creative’ mind. I’ve used aluminum foil and Sunday’s comics – NEVER toilet tissue. 🙂
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“Never”? I think you mean, “Not yet…” 😂
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No, you’re just a made-up skinflint! G:)
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Perhaps 😉
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Haha! You’re so resourceful, it’s enough to make anyone weep! Yet another reason why toilet paper is so ridiculously versatile 😂
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Oh, is that why everyone cries when I give them a gift? I’d always wondered 😂
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Practical, indeed! The “wrap” can be re-used later on. It’s like getting two gifts in one, even!
Mona
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I hadn’t even thought of that. I’m the best gift-giver EVER 😂
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Ain’t you so resourceful! 😁
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Resourceful? Yes. Classy? Apparently not 😂
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Who needs classy when resourceful can get you laughs! 😁
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Ha ha I wonder how Imknew what the ending was goint to be lol. Love it
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Thanks Lorraine 😁
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You are welcome, it made me laugh lol
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And didn’t you think it a bit of a farce
To wrap it in something that’s meant for the … toilet?
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I didn’t, not once, think of something like you…
That THAT special paper was just for our…
…waste matter! 😂
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Pooh-bah is the answer I offer to that,
As fitting the theme with a bit of back-chat!
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It’s almost like a double gift! The wrapping could come in handy later!! 😂😂
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Yep! It’s great for wrapping, and for cr…
…pooping! 😂
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