I’ve got a thing for glitter.
I love its sparkly shine.
I love it on my jackets
And on my hats—divine.
But there’s one place I put it
That makes me smile the most—
I get a jar of glitter
And spread it on my toast!
Glitter
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I’ve got a thing for glitter.
I love its sparkly shine.
I love it on my jackets
And on my hats—divine.
But there’s one place I put it
That makes me smile the most—
I get a jar of glitter
And spread it on my toast!
I’ll bet you have a dazzling smile!
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I do indeed! 😁😂
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Extra crunchy!
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Extra fiber! 😂
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Okay, the next logical step is a sparkly bowl, and even I won’t go there 😋
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The glitter the pipes clean… if you know what I mean! 😂
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“Um, honey, am I seeing things, or is that Roto-Rooter man… sparkling…?”
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Yikes! I bet your insides glow all night. 😎
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They sure do. And you should see my poop! 😂
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😱😱
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Mmm, glitter toast! So shiny! And crunchy! I bet it’s got tons of health benefits, too… Or not? 😛
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Well. If nothing else, it puts a skip in my step! 😂
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You might want to rethink that one…..😳
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Heh heh heh 😁
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LOL I love this one. Was not expecting that! Maybe I’ll try glitter some time instead of peanut butter. 🙂
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I highly recommend it! 😁
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Ugh!
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So I take it you won’t be ’round for tea and toast, then, Julie? 😂
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Funny that. I have just given up bread and it has made me feel better. I wonder why?
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Ah, a special jar of the edible kind. Do wonder if tis sanding sugar or flat reflective flakes you spread on your toasted bread. 🙂
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Heh heh heh. Maybe it’s a little of both 😁
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Now that’s what I call wayward sparkles, which is the name of my blog site, coincidentally! Off to find sparkles to put on my morning toast!
Have an awesome day, Robbie! So glad I found your site! I’ll be checking back often! Heeeheeeheee!😊😊😊
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Thanks for visiting! Glad to find another person who spends time thinking about wayward sparkles! 😂😂
You have an awesome day too!!
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Oh my…. All I can posture is where that glitter will end up!! 😂😂😂😂
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Don’t think about it – and then, later, when it makes a reappearance, it’ll be a fun surprise 😉😁😂
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Ha ha!! Way better than asparagus pee!! 😂😂😂 … Okay, TMI.
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Ooh. You could eat asparagus on glitter toast and see which makes a reappearance first!! 😂😂😂
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Ha ha ha!!! YES! 💖💖😂😂
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We are bad influences on each other, Nicole 😂😂😂
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But, that’s why we’re twins separated at birth!! 💖😂😉
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I’m glad you didn’t say to put it in your beard. Haha
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I’d put it in my beard
But that’s not all, you know –
To add to the effect
I’d put it in my mo!
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Yikes! Glittery toast!
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Extra fiber! 😂😂😂
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Yeah. Why not? Christmas toast!
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