My uncle is so clumsy that
He trips on gusts of breeze.
He ran into a building in
The middle of a sneeze.
And when he drives his car he hits
The gas instead of brake…
So last time he went driving
Uncle landed in a lake.
My uncle is so clumsy, when
He makes you cups of tea
He’ll often break a mug or two
And sometimes even three.
And if the man is ironing you
Would never dare to ring…
He’d answer on the iron, quite
A nasty, painful thing!
Your uncle is quite forgetful isn’t he?
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He once wore two left shoes to work.
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Yayyy. I wore my dress inside out and called it new fashion and dared anyone to comment. I am quite strict at work hence no one did
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Bahahaha that is hilarious Shalini! 😂😂
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Hahaha sadly enough it is frequently true… My family makes it a point to check now..
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good old entertaining uncle
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Thanks Deepa 😁
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“Hell-OW!” 😆
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Bahahah 😂😂😂
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Hilariously described! Go Robbie Go!
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Thanks lovely Diana 😊
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Your uncle is a real hoot! 😂
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He’s definitely a constant source of entertainment 😂
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New meaning to the term “hot-line”, eh?
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EXACTLY. 😁
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Irony, indeed. Something to get all steamed up about.
Reminds me a bit of the Seuss Uncle Terwilliger, who waltzes with bears.
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Hahahaha – “Irony” 😂😂😂
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Your uncle is really quite bad
at getting through life
It really makes you wonder
why he doesn’t have a wife.
I know you are kind
and would go out and search
but you are forgetting one thing
wifes can only be found at church.
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Poor old single uncle 😂😂 even if he found a wife, he’d probably accidentally run her over or something
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yep lol
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Love it, your Uncle sounds like a ‘right nutter’ (as us Brits would say) 🤪
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A “right nutter” describes him perfectly! 😂
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Ha ha!! Well, everyone has that “crazy uncle”! It’s a wonder your uncle has any ears left, though! 😂😂
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He still has ears. They’re just a bit fried. 😂😂
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Quirky family members always make for entertaining family members. Your uncle is clearly awesome! 😛
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Why thank you! 😂😊
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