There’s a dog around the corner and he barks all night and day.
His owners will not listen to a single word I say.
It’s stopping me from sleeping and it’s ruining my mood;
I think it’s time his owners got told off or even sued.
Now I can be vindictive when I’m bitter or I’m mad.
I thought of a solution fixing all the qualms I had.
I went up to their canine and I whispered in his ear,
“…”
(Can you finish this poem? 😀)
“I know just why you’re barking. Do you wanna have a beer?”
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BRILLIANT! 😁
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Come my friend, and drink this doggy beer.
Tis strong stuff
And if you drink enough
Of it, then no more barking will I hear …
(In the UK they do actually sell doggy beer which is, I hasten to add non-alcoholic).
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Bahaha love it. What does it taste like? Go have a sip – for scientific purposes – and then report back! 😂
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Aw, dammit — I was gonna use “beer” but your faithful readers beat me to it!
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I never would have thought to use beer, so you’re all far smarter than I!
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Oh, yes — did we forget to mention that? 😆
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“Bark bark bark, woof woof woof woof!!” -but the dog just sneered
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Bahahaha. This one sounds the most likely to have actually happened – awesome 😂
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next time to stop u barking
disturbing my sleep
I am gonna bring
a female dog here
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Bet he would have LOVED that! 😂😊😁
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we’re going to the mattresses, so sweet dreams for you I fear
😉
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Awesome 😁
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Cheers
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“If you don’t stop barking I’ll spank your rear!”
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Perfect 😂
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Thank you. 😁
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Keep your yap shut or my pet skunk will appear!
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Ah – a skunk! The perfect deterrent! Brilliant 😂
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Feared by man and canine alike!
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“To get this nice dog biscuit, bite your owners in the rear!”
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Bahahahahaha. Hilarious 😂😂😂
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Im having you for dinner, lightly sautéed, with a beer
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Heeheeheehee! That certainly would have shut the noisy fellow up! 😂😂
Also, remind me never to stop by your house for dinner 😂
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the key is in the spicing really…
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“I’m taking you to the vet
who will turn you into a steer!”
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Ahahahahahah. I adore this one!!! 😂
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If you continue barking I will chuck you off the pier!
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Ah – brilliant! 😂😂😂
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Now I can be vindictive when I’m bitter or I’m mad.
I thought of a solution fixing all the qualms I had.
I went up to their canine and I whispered in his ear,
“Bark once more and I’ll shove something down your throat, have I made myself clear?”
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also just for you
https://thestubbornaustralian.wordpress.com/2018/07/23/bloggers-recognition-award/
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Aww shucks thanks man!!!
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Welcome
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Bahahah outstanding 😂
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This is what I am
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“If you don’t shut up, all you fur, I will shear!”
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Heh heh heh brilliant! 😁
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Shut up, I can’t bear!
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For a moment there, I thought you were telling me to shut up… 😂😂😂
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I might link my ting from Barkin’
1 AM in the mornin’
ur callin’, I’m yawnin’…
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Excellent 😁
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