One Star

I went on a lovely vacation
But found it a troublesome chore.
I wanted a sunny location
And scenery I could adore.

I booked at a quaint little lodging
Securing a room and a bed,
But found myself needlessly dodging
The owner’s harassment instead.

Of course, he was lovely at check-in:
He passed me my keys with a smile.
“Please make this your home,” he had beckoned;
“We hope you will stay for a while.”

Despite the man’s warm salutation
And offer to let down my guard,
Enjoying the accommodation
Became very taxing and hard.

Now when I am home I will daily
Spend time strolling ‘round in the nude.
But though I’d been welcomed so gaily,
I then got called vulgar and rude!

And though when I’m home I let dishes
Pile up and then cultivate mold,
This countered the owner man’s wishes—
Or so I was boorishly told.

So though I had high expectations
And though I had come from afar
For these modest accommodations
I leave just one desolate star.

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18 thoughts on “One Star

  1. The nerve of that owner! Surely it’s common knowledge that telling someone to make him/herself at home implies that anything is fair game! Anything! Especially parading around in one’s birthday suit. Especially if that’s what you would do at home. 😛

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