There once was a woman who’d snort
Every time she gave voice to a thought.
Explosive and loud
She could startle a crowd
It sounded like wars being fought.
She seemed to be quite unaware
As her snorts echoed out through the air.
A doc had a peek
In the side of her cheek
“It’s ‘cos you’ve three nostrils! One’s spare.”
Funny.. But i do really feel sad for people who snort. Robbie u spin amazingly.. Can i become your student for a while
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Of course.
Lesson 1 is to spend a whole day trying to make all the possible bodily noises. Sneezes, hiccups, farts… 😂
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Omg.. U tooooo
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My hubby thinks I am a bore
As, although I don’t snort, I do snore
At night we’ve a hug
Then he uses a plug
In his ears, so sleep will be sure!
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Bahahaha. Your hubby is a good problem-solver 😂
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A fun one, inspiring:
But do stop your mocking and sniggery —
She landed a job in a piggery
Where doing a snort
Is just what you ort
To make it, in piggery, biggery!
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A job she was perfectly qualified for… sensational! 😊
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Snort is a fabulous word. To snort in front of others is embarrassing, though. SNORT!
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It’s such a great word SNORT. It’s like punctuation SNORT. I think I’ll use it more SNORT.
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Hahaha!
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😊😊
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Delightful. You have unleashed my inner poet, Robbie. Might start to include some with my drawings (I can already see the lemmings-like evac from my blog!).
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Oh you must!!
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I don’t think you ort
Of those who must snort
To be making such sport
For instance, my snorting’s sublime
For I need to snort any time
That I create a new rhyme
But my neighbor is even more fun
For he helplessly has begun
To snort wildly at every bad pun
It’s lucky around you, Robbie,
No unlucky spirit there be
Who snorts at funny poetry!
(Ooh. Sorry, buddy. I slipped out of my custody & couldn’t catch myself again until the poetic damage was done. With your name on it, too. Well, you’re a known associate now — you’ll be writing tragic poetry instead on no time!)
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Oh goodness. I’m an accomplice. Also, you should probably get your snorting looked at… it seems it’s a contagious disease 😂
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I got it checked out — turns out it was the puns which were communicable. And yes, I’d say you were an accomplished accomplice (wince)
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Well, you can never have too many nostrils… or is that brain cells? Hmm… 😛
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Definitely nostrils!
Brain cells are highly overrated.
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I’m inclined to agree. Probably because I’ve managed to knock most of mine out of my head already…
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One never nose which nostril snorts or braincells are likely to squirt out of. With too many, there is even the horrible danger of strons. Those are the most backward of snorts.
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Not strons! How utterly gniyfirret!
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