I once knew a lady who snored
So her husband, who she just adored
Bought some earplugs and glue
‘Cos he knew what to do.
Yes, those plugs—in her nostrils—he stored.
Snoring
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I once knew a lady who snored
So her husband, who she just adored
Bought some earplugs and glue
‘Cos he knew what to do.
Yes, those plugs—in her nostrils—he stored.
bravo!
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Thanks, kind sir!
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Haha. You are something else
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If by “something else” you mean “a ladder,” then yes, I am a ladder.
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Haha. Couldn’t have expected a better response.
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Ah ha ha
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😂😂 glad it made you chuckle!
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Hehehe robbie.. Do u snore?
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I would say no, but I’d be lying 😂
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Oh yikes Robbie! Ha ha. This is brilliant!
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Haha thanks Lorraine 😂
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Have you been speaking with my husband?
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He did specifically request this poem, yes 😂
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I wonder how many you got
To test just how true is this plot:
If snoring still shows
While holding one’s nose
Well, I tried it out like a shot!
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Brilliant 😂
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It’s actually what I did do!
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Hahaha! I hope my spouse doesn’t read this!
Lately he has been complaining about my snoring. 😓😓
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Tell him the earplugs are already in the mail 😁
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Don’t!!!
I don’t want earplugs up my nostrils!!!
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In that case, don’t show him this poem, and he’ll just put them in his ears 😉
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😂😂😂 I won’t!
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Definitely not letting my husband read this one! 😎
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Heh heh heh 😁
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Fab little limerick …. induced extended chuckling here 😂
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Thanks, lovely Diana! 😊
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Cheers to you Sir Robert of Giggledom! 😊👏🏻
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I’m going to officially change my name to that, I have decided 😁
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By the Royal Decree (of me!) 😉💐
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Ha ha!! I’ll have to try that with my man! He still has another orifice to breath from, after all!
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I think you should explain it to him in exactly those terms.
And then report back with what he says 😂
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I actually DID!! He just looked at me and said “orifice?” clocked an eyebrow, and walked away…. Can you tell we’ve been together 10 years?? 😂😂😂
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Bahahahaha. I think you’ve trained him to be immune to your humor 😂😂😂
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Yes…. That’s what it is… 😉😂
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Thanks man! 😊 And from the Limerick King himself!
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Hilarious! 😂😂
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Oh gosh!! Literally started with a romantic angle & in the final line shown a plot 😮
Well written 😀
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