This is an ode to clothing of
A very special type.
It’s rather undervalued,
There’s never any hype.
This clothing, though, is central
To dignity, and more—
Without it, all our pants would be
In heaps upon the floor.
It’s belts of which I’m speaking,
It’s belts that keep things right.
Without our belts, the world would see
Our undies, pink and white.
These marvellous creations
Robust and cheap and true
They keep our very’ buttcracks
Right out of public view!
hahhahahha.. so so cute.. i am in totally love with your cute brainy creations.. how brilliant you have spoken the importance of belts which we never recognise. i know, the belts have a scary side too. heard stories about some dad’s demonous habit of beating their kids with belts.. this is super cute, Robbie.
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Oh Deepa you never fail to put a smile on my face 😊 Yes, belts have a scary side – but they can be darn useful. Also if you curl them up just right they look like little leather snakes 😁
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Your waist must be tiny to hold such a view
as I can say that with the amount of them I have had
that none of the things you praise them for are true
if you don’t believe come and look you will see I am sad
but because I have to keep putting more holes in these belts
they end up turning into something a useless as a toothless snake
so let me tell you mate that this clothing article is the worst thing I’d ever dealt
now stop praising these horrible things can’t you see your gucci belt is fake
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I think you might be jealous but
My friend, I’m proud to say
My Gucci belt is real. You see
I bought it on ebay.
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You have me really wrong, friend
see I am not the jealous type of guy
that is why I am called the Stubborn Australian
so here, have a slice of humble pie.
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You’re right, you’re merely stubborn,
Which – frankly – charms us all.
I’ll eat a slice of humble pie
As long as it’s real small. 😂
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For you I’ll make the slice tiny
As you don’t need much
But don’t expect me to shake your hands after they would be slimy
I think you handled it too much. 🤣
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Thanks for the share! 😊🙃
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funny! 🙂
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Thanks, Mark! 😊
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Ha, excellent!!
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Thanks, Kirsty!! 😊
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I personally hate belts… But, some people NED THEM! I agree, let’s stop the protrusion of butt cracks!! 🚫💖💯🍻
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Bahahaha. Yes, some butts are more in need of a belt than others!
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God bless the belt… I’m its biggest supporter. But, it does return the favor…
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Ah. Now THAT is witty. 😂😊😁😂
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All hail the mighty belt! It does a phenomenal public service by keeping cracks out of the spotlight. 😀
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Someone should nominate it for a knighthood.
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