I’ve made a resolution, it’s a vow to which I’ll stick.
It’s something that will make my daily chores so much more quick.
By skipping just one thing, I will get back a whole half-hour:
My brand new resolution is that I won’t bathe or shower.
It’s fairly eco-friendly, cos no water will be used.
No shower cap is needed and all soap will be refused.
The heating for the water makes my power bills so high—
And now they’ll be much lower, yet I’ll hardly need to try.
I hear you saying softly, “Robbie, what about the smell?”
And I’m not one for ponging so I thought that out as well.
So just so putrid odours do not make my buddies sick,
I’ve got some nice cologne that I will spray on really thick.
So if you’d like to join me in rejection of the bath,
Feel free to do the same, for it is sure to bring a laugh.
At least if others like this thought and also come along—
I’ll definitely not be left alone here in my pong.