I did some online shopping
I bought a brand new bed
It didn’t fit inside my room
I sent it back instead.
And with my refund money
I bought a rusty car
Since I don’t have my licence
I couldn’t drive it far.
So when I got my money back
I bought a double bass
It turns out I can’t play it
I sent it back post-haste.
By that point all my money
Had dwindled quite a bit
But with the cash remaining
I bought a sewing kit.
It turns out I am useless
I don’t know how to sew
I sent back all the gear and then
Bought jackets for the snow.
Now I live in the desert
The only snow I see
Is stuff on Christmas movies and
The snow that’s on TV.
I sent away my jackets
And got my cash returned
I bought some brand new glasses but
My eyesight’s fine, I learned.
Now once I sent the glasses
Back to the factory
The only money I got back?
A dollar seventy.
I need to do some saving
Cos though my bed is fine
I think I’d like a new one
I might get one online.
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Hahaha… You are back to the bed
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Yep! Everyone needs a good bed, right?
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Hahaha no idea. I suppose so. I sleep on the ground
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Sometimes it’s best to let sleeping Robs lie…
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Bahahahaha 😂
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…. Sounds like my customers. 😉🍻
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But, but, “The customer is always right,” right? 😂
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….. Riiight….. 😂
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Haha.. Back to zero.. Love this damn cute poem
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Thanks Deepa 😊 Super glad you enjoyed it!
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Too funny 🙂 You managed to go full circle with what I call ‘impulsive buys’.
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I simply adore impulse buys
I ‘spose I’m just one of those guys
That loves hearing dings
As the checkout till rings
It’s my bank account that I despise 😂
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Chuckle! Chuckle!
You like the sound referred to as cha-ching. 🙂
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Haha, love this!
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Aww shucks, thanks 😊
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Hilarious! Thanks for starting my day with a laugh.
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No problem – glad you enjoyed it! 😊
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I’ll wait until tomorrow , to find out if there’s more. to see if Robbie’s got a bed or sleeping on the floor.
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I’ll probably have a pillow, a blanket and a sheet
But gosh – to have a bed as well – well that would just be neat!
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It’s a big decision… sleep on it!
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Bahahahaha. What if I can’t sleep on it ‘cos I have no bed? That’s a vicious cycle if ever I saw one!
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Entertaining and fresh! I always take a minute to read you and am rewarded with smiles 🙂
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Awww Diana if I could send you truckloads of smiles in the mail I would 😊
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We could split the shipping costs 50:50 😊💟
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Love it! LOL
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Glad you liked it, kind sir 😊
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All money cyclical,
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Haha. Full circle funny. Love it!
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Why thank you! 🙂
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