My Grandpa is peculiar.
He’s ninety-eight years old.
He wears his gumboots all day long
(He says it’s ‘cos he’s cold.)
He grumbles at the postman
Cos “stamps cost too much cash.”
And what is Grandpa’s favorite food?
It’s pea and chocolate mash.
My Grandpa is an oddball
He yells at hawks and crows.
And when I asked him why, one day,
He said he doesn’t know.
He likes to chew on gum leaves
He hates “that darn TV.”
The oddest thing of all though is,
…
(Can you finish this poem? 😂😀😛)
My grandpa’s just like me!
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Ah. Yes. Perfect 😊
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The obvious ending is “He still puts up with me,” but I’ll mull it over and try to come up with something funnier.
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I like your ending 😁 there’s gotta be a million possibilities though huh!
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The oddest thing of all though is
He wears a square pants
He is fond of sponge Bob character
He imitates much like him..
We always fight for the rectangle remote
To watch our favourite show
Dad bought us two remotes
Because
Grandpa is always a weirdo!
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This is hilarious. Grandpa’s basically a toddler 😂
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Yah.. Have seen the parents behaving like kids especially while watching TV. There is a saying , people above 60 will become children again.. Thanks Robbie if you liked it. 😃😃
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That saying is going to be my new life motto 😂
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Robbie i am loving this challenge breaks u often give us.. As a budding writer, I enjoy writing such cute lines, meaning or meaningless..
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Thanks Deepa 😁 the last line of a poem is so fun to write, but I also love seeing what everyone else comes up with!
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😃😃
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My Grandpa is now me.
G:)
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Ha! This is great 😁
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The oddest thing of all though, / is the bird’s nest basket that he weaves.
OR
The oddest thing of all though, / are the melty candies up his sleeves.
This is so much fun!
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I love both of those endings 😊 I love the idea of Grandpa having a sweet old creative streak 😂
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Haha, thanks!
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I like that ending.. but there’s so many possible endings! I love how creative everyone is with these 😁
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He drives a pink RV!
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Oh Grandpa 😂
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Why did you have to use a line where the perfect rhyme is “pee?”I can’t get past that.
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Bahahaha this is cracking me up. I’m glad you caved to the inevitable “pee” rhyme 😂
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Sorry! He always sits to pee!
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Don’t be sorry! That line is perfect!
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I can’t top some of these. Funny poem!
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My Grandpa just loves me.
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Aww. This one put a smile on my dial 😊
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He’s terrified of the sea!
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This is inspired by my fear of beaches due to an unfortunate incident involving a scorpion on the beach XD.
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Ha! At first I was visualizing Grandpa wearing a floatation device.. now I’m picturing him running maniacally away from crabs and scorpions 😂
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Hahahaha yup
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