My Grandpa is peculiar.
He’s ninety-eight years old.
He wears his gumboots all day long
(He says it’s ‘cos he’s cold.)
He grumbles at the postman
Cos “stamps cost too much cash.”
And what is Grandpa’s favorite food?
It’s pea and chocolate mash.
My Grandpa is an oddball
He yells at hawks and crows.
And when I asked him why, one day,
He said he doesn’t know.
He likes to chew on gum leaves
He hates “that darn TV.”
The oddest thing of all though is,
(Can you finish this poem? 😂😀😛)