I have a special talent that will take me far.
It thrills me and excites me: I could be a star!
Now I am not a dancer and I can not sing.
This awe-inspiring talent’s an unusual thing.
It’s really quite exceptional, I have to boast.
You see, the special knack I have relates to toast.
My rather wondrous aptitude, the jewel in my crown?
…all the toast I ever drop lands butter-side down.
Better that it’s butter, with me it’s marmalade.
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Oh dear. On the upside, I bet your carpets smell citrus-fresh!
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You entertain me so… I even resort to reading you in the comment replies lol!
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Oh Diana you are too kind! In fact, I think you’re half-angel. 😇
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Haha! Lovely to read, but tell me … which side … the right or my left!? I will make sure to show my finest profile when I find out!
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Ha!
😄
She asked me which of her two sides
Was angel-like and bright.
It took me time to work it out
The right side must be right!
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You really are spontaneously witty and completely adorable! Robbie fan club founding member am I 🙂
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You are the best.
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Spontaneous smile alert!
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And I second this!
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Yes. However I think you might like the following blog by a teacher in Italy. pupazzovi.wordpress.com
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The pupazzovi blog looks great! Hilarious little creations 😁
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Go back and have a look at earlier ones. If I was teaching primary I can see a great use for them.
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PS. Re your animation about reports. Very Funny. On a more serious plane you might like to see how I developed my own method of report writing. https://wp.me/p8PuzR-Xw
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😁😁
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Hilarious!! Love this poem… It just goes to show that we all have a hidden talent deep down.
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Oh yes, we all have talents.
In that way we’re the same.
Yours is writing poetry,
And mine is being lame. 😂
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Bahahahahaha 😂😂😂
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But yours is writing poetry as well 🙂
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I do like writing poetry.
It’s one of the great arts.
Some poets write of heartbreak
But I write mine ’bout farts. 😊
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😂😂😂😂
These little comments of yours
Just go to show,
That your talent lies in stores…
You should take a little bow!
P.S. (Okay so it’s an imperfect rhyme 😂)
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Some of the best rhymes, like the best people, are imperfect 😊
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That’s very true.
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Reblogged this on By the Mighty Mumford and commented:
STICK TO-IT-IVENESS! OH DEAR!
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😁 oh dear indeed.
Although nothing improves the taste of toast like a bit of “floor-spice.”
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YUUUUCKKK! AND THE 5-SECOND RULE?
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I’d like to be a scientist
And have a PhD.
I’d like to wear white coats and work
In a laborat’ry.
I’d like to look in microscopes
At toast that’s on the floor
To see if little germs are saying,
“WAIT! 5 SECONDS MORE!”
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AHH—You got it, kiddo! Masy I publish this?
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Yep 😂
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Thanks for the follow Robbie this looks like fun.
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Haha! Diana’s right—this is very entertaining.
Very light
With a sense of suspense
But what made it right
Was the humorous twist 🙃
Thanks for the follow, Robbie!
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I’m so glad you visited here
And left me some words kind and dear.
But what’s most sublime
Is you wrote them in rhyme!
My joy is so deep and sincere!
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Me, too! My dogs flea it right up!
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Clean it right up!
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Reblogged this on SEO.
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Aww shucks! Thanks!
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