I have a special talent that will take me far.
It thrills me and excites me: I could be a star!
Now I am not a dancer and I can not sing.
This awe-inspiring talent’s an unusual thing.
It’s really quite exceptional, I have to boast.
You see, the special knack I have relates to toast.
My rather wondrous aptitude, the jewel in my crown?
…all the toast I ever drop lands butter-side down.