I see you’ve found my site.
It’s not very good, you know.
In fact, I suggest you probably avoid reading it altogether.
Unless you like ridiculous rhymes.
And terrible puns.
And probably fart jokes.
You don’t like that stuff, do you?
No, I didn’t think so.
If you wanted to, you could also take a look at my books. Go on, read the blurbs. You can even send me an angry email about how terrible they sound, if you like. Those are my favorite types of emails you know. I print them off and stick them on my refrigerator.
…don’t say you weren’t warned!